The Battersea Barge is a 1930s converted Dutch grain barge that is now open daily for food and drinks and is also available to hire.
Open daily from midday until 11pm, although we occasionally close early if not busy.
We may also be closed for a private event. To find out, please call 020 7498 0004 or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
We look forward to seeing you on board!
(The upper deck is still open to the public when there is an event on the lower deck. If the whole boat is privately hired, it is closed to the public.)
Saturday September 5th -
Saturday September 12th -
Saturday April 30th 2016 -
Sunday November 1st. Doors 6:30pm, show 7:00pm.
GoCats Variety Show -
GoCats fundraising group are holding their annual variety show in aid of Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. ON THE NIGHT we will be hosting a wide variety of cats.. I mean acts including live theatre, music and other performing arts! (Full line-
This event is a charity fundraiser, 100% of ticket sales are being donated to Battersea Dogs & Cats home. If you can't make it but still fancy donating to this wonderful cause please click donate on the bottom right hand corner of this page to help us raise money for animals in need!
Click here to buy tickets for £15. Click poster to enlarge.
Sunday September 20th -
Thursday September 24th. Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm.
TuBby BoY presents A NIGHT IN BOOGIETOWN on lower deck
Bringing back the soul on a night with a live band and supporting acts:
Leanne Louise | Marianna Zappi | Call Me Unique | Duane Flames | GT Solo | Glorinade | 4I | M.A.V.
Tickets £7 and information 07949 938781 / email@example.com
Click poster to enlarge. Follow @TuBby BoY on Twitter.
Thursday August 27th. Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm.
Blues on the Barge …an ode to the blues on lower deck
For one night only, *J-
Click here to buy tickets for £15. Click image to enlarge.
For info -
Tuesday October 27th. Doors 7:00pm, show 7:30pm.
The Adam Street Singers -
The Adam Street Singers will be hosting an evening of haunting pop, rock and musical theatre. Performances from Ed-
Prizes for best dressed and something special if you put the effort in and carve a pumpkin! Follow @adamstsingers on Twitter.
Click here to buy tickets for £6.50. Click image to enlarge.
Monday September 14th. 6:00pm -
Curio Art presents A Curio Cabinet on lower deck
CURIO ART COLLECTIVE is on a mission to rejuvenate the art world from its white walled formalities and bring the energy of the next generation. Curio creates an opportunity for fresh, new artists to exhibit their works in a unique and engaging environment with the hope to encourage their contemporaries that the art world doesn’t have to be a corporate commodity.
Ten up and coming artists will be exhibiting their weird and wonderful works around the quirky barge creating our very own cabinet of curiosities. All works will range between £40-
Click here to buy tickets for £6. Click image to enlarge.
Sunday September 13th. Doors 6:00pm, show 7:00pm.
The Cheek of It! Presents The Siren Summer Show on lower deck
Can you hear the sirens calling? Our cheekettes have been busy all summer practising their siren songs. 10 new burlesque solo acts to entice and enthral!! Join us on the famous Battersea Barge as we take our Maiden voyage. Sirens were once thought to seduce sailors to certain death but at the cheek of it we know better. A true siren is a woman embracing all her glory, revelling in her beauty and having more fun then you can shimmy a tassel at. And if such a daring display inspires sailors to risk treacherous waters to catch a glimpse we take no responsibility... You have been warned. You can however simply buy a ticket and enjoy the show from the safety of a seat!!
Expect magical mermaids, sensational shellfish and wondrous winged lady beasts!!
Starring Kitty Petite, Mariposa Bop, Poppy Liqueur, Betsy Bedlam, The Vixen, Chelsea Orient, Doll I Am, Didi Derriere, Imelda Poppins & Claire Le Cygne
So grab your tickets and we can't wait to set sail with you! Click image to enlarge.
Click here to buy tickets for £15 (quick, early bird price is £10!).