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The Battersea Barge

The Battersea Barge is a unique floating venue, open daily, available for hire, with excellent food and a well-stocked bar. Our intimate space is ideal for private parties, weddings, meetings and cabaret performances.

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What’s on at the Battersea Barge

Sunday May 3rd to Thursday May 7th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens on lower deck.

Sheep Theatre presents the musical Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens. Set in a futuristic cabaret bar, the music is loud, the people are brazen and the atmosphere is hot.... Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens brings the power of disco to people across the galaxy, so sit back, relax, and have your glitterboots at the ready!

Click here to book tickets for £10.00 + booking fee.   Click poster to enlarge.

(the upper deck is still open to the public when there is an event on the lower deck)

Sunday March 29th. Doors 7:15pm, show 8:00pm.

A Night With The Musical Youth London Seniors And Friends on lower deck.

Spend an evening with some of London's most exciting up and coming musical theatre talent. Featuring the senior members of MYL plus special guests complete with an eclectic range of musical ballads and anthems.

Click here to book tickets for £10 standing / £12.50 table seat.

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Thursday April 2nd. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Mark Lester Sails In… on lower deck

Mark Lester sails in on a riptide of music and comedy to perform once more at the Battersea Barge. Catchy tunes; outrageous rhymes; maybe even the occasional profound thought. With first mate G JAYNE and cabin boy DAVID FOREST, topics will range over love, cold remedies, root vegetables and much more. Brand new songs and old favourites.

Discount for group bookings, so get up a party! 6 for the price of 5.

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Sunday April 5th. Doors 5:00pm, show 6:00pm.

A concert in aid of C.A.L.M (Campaign Against Living Miserably) on lower deck.

Till Deaf Do Us Party and Braintrust are honoured to be working with CALM. to announce a stripped down concert featuring the likes of Sam Duckworth, The Xcerts, Tall Ships and Katie Malco inside the intimate surroundings of Battersea Barge.

Click here to book tickets for £8.00 + booking fee.     Click poster to enlarge.


Sunday May 10th. Doors 7:00pm, show 7:30pm.

New Words Shared With Friends on the lower deck

Following the launch of his Broadwayworld Album Awards nominated album WORDS SHARED WITH FRIENDS in 2014,  lyricist Robert Gould presents NEW WORDS SHARED WITH FRIENDS, an evening of his songs - including many world premiere performances - from musicals such as "A Pebble For Aaron" (with music by Rob Eyles), "Shadow On the Sun" (with music by Omri Lahav) & "My Land's Shore" (with music by Christopher J. Orton) and songs in the pop genre written with Alex James Ellison and many more.

Click here to book tickets for £10.00 + booking fee.   Click poster to enlarge.


Wednesday May 13th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Femmes by the Thames cabaret on lower deck.

Line up: writer / comedian VG Lee, musical comedian Carly Smallman as seen on the Rob Brydon show (BBC 2), and award-winning new double act Revan and Fennell and Elf Lyons. Hosted by Rosie Wilby.

Click here to book tickets for £7.50 + booking fee.


Sunday April 26th. Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm.

The Songbirds on lower deck

An evening of Musical favourites and surprises with a few drinks and friends.

Click here to book tickets for £10.00 + booking fee.     

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