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The Battersea Barge

The Battersea Barge is a unique floating venue available for hire, with excellent food and a well-stocked bar. Our intimate space is ideal for private parties, weddings, meetings and cabaret performances.

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What’s on at the Battersea Barge


Tuesday February 10th and Wednesday February 11th

KSA Academy of Performing Arts cabaret performance on lower deck.

Tickets £10 - advance bookings only. Call 020 8090 5801 or email info@ksapa.co.uk.

Doors 6:30pm; shows 7:30pm

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Sunday February 15th. Doors 8:00pm, show 8:30pm

LoveFactually: The Anti-Valentine's Cabaret on lower deck.

Join Avalanche Theatre for a night of music, laughter, and the potential for a good ol' public cry...

Advanced Ticket Sales Only. £10/ £7.50 Concessions (student, equity, 65+). Click here to buy tickets.

With Liam Bessell, Sam Jenkins-Shaw, Janine Harouni, Rhiannon Neads, Hannah Maddox, David Moorst, Sally O'Leary, Joseph Prowen, Adam Scott-Rowley & James Taylor.

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Wednesday May 13th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Femmes by the Thames cabaret on lower deck.

Line up: writer / comedian VG Lee, musical comedian Carly Smallman as seen on the Rob Brydon show (BBC 2), and award-winning new double act Revan and Fennell and Elf Lyons. Hosted by Rosie Wilby.

Click here to book tickets for £7.50 + booking fee.

Thursday March 5th

The Mucky Kitchen presents INTERTEXTUALITY on the lower deck

Join THE MUCKY KITCHEN for a fun-filled evening of INTERTEXTUALITY; vaudeville with a modern day twist. With acts ranging from cabaret and live music to drag and stand-up comedy, INTERTEXTUALITY offers one night of variety entertainment like no other. So come and join the freaks under the big top and be prepared for shock and awe.

WARNING: contains adult content and themes.

Tickets available on the door and also available on the YPLAN app. £15 reserved seating. £10 general admission

Doors open from 6:45pm; pre-show entertainment from 7:00pm onwards; main event 8:00pm.

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(if event on lower deck, upper deck still open to public) love_factually

Saturday March 14th

UCLU Musical Theatre Society Presents: Songs From the Silver Screen

For one night, UCLU Musical Theatre Society will be stepping onto the Thames for an evening of songs made famous by movies! Talented singers will be performing hits from the Golden Age of Hollywood right through to modern classics. So put on your dancing shoes and come down to make it a night to remember!

For tickets, please email uczxmus@ucl.ac.uk, stating how many you would like. Tickets £4 for students and £5 for non-students.

Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm.