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The Battersea Barge

The Battersea Barge is a unique floating venue available for hire, with excellent food and a well-stocked bar. Our intimate space is ideal for private parties, weddings, meetings and cabaret performances.

Click here for more details on hiring the barge.

What’s on at the Battersea Barge

Wednesday May 13th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Femmes by the Thames cabaret on lower deck.

Line up: writer / comedian VG Lee, musical comedian Carly Smallman as seen on the Rob Brydon show (BBC 2), and award-winning new double act Revan and Fennell and Elf Lyons. Hosted by Rosie Wilby.

Click here to book tickets for £7.50 + booking fee.

Thursday March 5th

The Mucky Kitchen presents INTERTEXTUALITY on the lower deck

Join THE MUCKY KITCHEN for a fun-filled evening of INTERTEXTUALITY; vaudeville with a modern day twist. With acts ranging from cabaret and live music to drag and stand-up comedy, INTERTEXTUALITY offers one night of variety entertainment like no other. So come and join the freaks under the big top and be prepared for shock and awe.

WARNING: contains adult content and themes.

Tickets available on the door and also available on the YPLAN app. £15 reserved seating. £10 general admission

Doors open from 6:45pm; pre-show entertainment from 7:00pm onwards; main event 8:00pm.

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(if event on lower deck, upper deck still open to public)

Saturday March 14th

UCLU Musical Theatre Society Presents: Songs From the Silver Screen

For one night, UCLU Musical Theatre Society will be stepping onto the Thames for an evening of songs made famous by movies! Talented singers will be performing hits from the Golden Age of Hollywood right through to modern classics. So put on your dancing shoes and come down to make it a night to remember!

For tickets, please email uczxmus@ucl.ac.uk, stating how many you would like. Tickets £4 for students and £5 for non-students.

Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm.       Click poster to enlarge.


Wednesday March 4th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:30pm

Live Music at the Barge on lower deck.

Featuring the music of Chaka Khan, John Legend, Average White Band, Al Jarreau and much more.

Vocals - Amy Bird & Nick Shirm | Guitar - Jamie McCredie | Keyboards - Graeme Taylor | Bass - Phil Donnelly | Drums - Ian Whitehead

TICKETS: £5 / Students £4 available on door.

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Sunday March 8th

‘S'Wonderful... The Legendary Ladies of The Great American Songbook’ on lower deck

Come and join us as we take you on a journey celebrating the 'sophisticated ladies' of the Great American Songbook. Enjoy songs made famous by the iconic Ella, Barbra, Rosemary, Judy and many more, as our live jazz trio and some of London's best musical talent sing the classics 'come rain or come shine'.

A portion of the proceeds will go towards Macmillan Cancer Support.

Tickets will be available at £12 on the door, but we ask that people reserve their ticket by email at contact.jdproductions@gmail.com.

Doors 7:30pm, show 8:00pm.       Click image to enlarge.


Sunday March 29th. Doors 7:15pm, show 8:00pm.

A Night With The Musical Youth London Seniors And Friends on lower deck.

Spend an evening with some of London's most exciting up and coming musical theatre talent. Featuring the senior members of MYL plus special guests complete with an eclectic range of musical ballads and anthems.

Click here to book tickets for £10 standing / £12.50 table seat.

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Sunday March 22nd. Doors 6:00pm, show 7:00pm.

EB Entertainments presents 'Lights, Camera, Action'

Come and join us for an evening of Musical Theatre entertainment celebrating the Musicals that have come from the Movies.

Featuring songs from Catch Me If You Can, Shrek, Bring It On, Sister Act, Spamalot, Singin' in the rain and many more!

Click here to buy tickets: £12 - General Admission; £10 - Students (with valid NUS card).    Click poster to enlarge.