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The Battersea Barge

The Battersea Barge is a unique floating venue, open daily, available for hire, with excellent food and a well-stocked bar. Our intimate space is ideal for private parties, weddings, meetings and cabaret performances.

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What’s on at the Battersea Barge

Sunday May 3rd to Thursday May 7th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens on lower deck.

Sheep Theatre presents the musical Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens. Set in a futuristic cabaret bar, the music is loud, the people are brazen and the atmosphere is hot.... Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens brings the power of disco to people across the galaxy, so sit back, relax, and have your glitterboots at the ready!

Click here to book tickets for £10.00 + booking fee.   Click poster to enlarge.

(the upper deck is still open to the public when there is an event on the lower deck)

Sunday May 10th. Doors 7:00pm, show 7:30pm.

New Words Shared With Friends on the lower deck

Following the launch of his Broadwayworld Album Awards nominated album WORDS SHARED WITH FRIENDS in 2014,  lyricist Robert Gould presents NEW WORDS SHARED WITH FRIENDS, an evening of his songs - including many world premiere performances - from musicals such as "A Pebble For Aaron" (with music by Rob Eyles), "Shadow On the Sun" (with music by Omri Lahav) & "My Land's Shore" (with music by Christopher J. Orton) and songs in the pop genre written with Alex James Ellison and many more.

Click here to book tickets for £10.00 + booking fee.   Click poster to enlarge.


Wednesday May 13th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Femmes by the Thames cabaret on lower deck.

Line up: writer / comedian VG Lee, musical comedian Carly Smallman as seen on the Rob Brydon show (BBC 2), and award-winning new double act Revan and Fennell and Elf Lyons. Hosted by Rosie Wilby.

Click here to book tickets for £7.50 + booking fee.

Sunday April 26th. Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm.

The Songbirds on lower deck

An evening of Musical favourites and surprises with a few drinks and friends.

Click here to book tickets for £10.00 + booking fee.     

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Sunday May 24th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

SEVEN: The Deadly Sins Cabaret on lower deck.

This show’s gunna be bad. In a good way…   After their sellout debut show 'LoveFactually: The Anti-Valentine's Cabaret', Avalanche are back with 'SEVEN: The Deadly Sins Cabaret' - guaranteed to bring out your bad side on the Bank Holiday weekend!

Click here to book tickets for £10 / £7.50 Concessions + booking fee.

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Monday May 25th and Tuesday May 26th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Barricade on the Barge on lower deck.

Come on down to the Battersea Barge in Vauxhall for a musical celebration of the genius of Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg, as performed by six incredibly talented performers, accompanied by a passable pianist!

Click here to book tickets for £10 + booking fee.

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Sunday May 31st. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Sunday on the Barge with Jord on lower deck

Join Jordan for an evening of music on the Thames. It's all in aid of raising money for drama school. There'll be sun, sea/river, songs and a bar. What more could you want on a summer Sunday?

Click here to book tickets for £11.50 + booking fee

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