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The Battersea Barge is a unique floating venue, open daily and available for hire, with excellent food and a well-stocked bar. Our intimate space is ideal for private parties, weddings, meetings and cabaret performances.

Click here for more details on hiring the barge.

The Battersea Barge is open daily from midday until (7pm-11pm). Please call 020 7498 0004 for further details or in case we are closed for a private event.

What’s On (the upper deck is still open to the public when there is an event on the lower deck)


Saturday July 4th - whole boat privately hired

Saturday July 18th - whole boat privately hired

Saturday August 15th - whole boat privately hired

Saturday September 5th - whole boat privately hired

Saturday September 12th - whole boat privately hired

Saturday April 30th 2016 - whole boat privately hired

Thursday July 2nd. Doors 6:00pm, pre-show 7:00pm; main event 8:00pm.

The Mucky Kitchen presents Intertextuality: Batteries Not Included on lower deck

The Mucky Kitchen are Mastering the Art of Kitsch in Theatre and they welcome you back to the Battersea Barge with a another great big scoop of INTERTEXTUALITY and this time they are taking you down some nostalgic pavements.

After their debut sell out show INTERTEXTUALITY: Under The Big Top, The Mucky Kitchen are opening up the toy box with  INTERTEXTUALITY: Batteries Not Included.

So what's your favourite toy? Barbie? Jack In The Box? Teddy Bear? Something that goes buzzzzz?

Well, whatever makes you smile, its sure to pop up in this brand new Variety show from The Mucky Kitchen, featuring brand new material and fantastic acts from the world of Comedy, Drag, Music, Vaudeville & Burlesque.

So come and join the party and remember you can get your tickets on YPLAN and if you are a new user of YPLAN use the code DJACOB6 to get £10 credit to use towards your tickets.

Click here to buy tickets. Reserved seating: £15.00. Standard seating: £12.50.

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Show contains adult themes, adult language and some nudity. Suitable for 18 and above. Under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.


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Friday July 3rd. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

‘The Origins of Monstrosity’ album launch on lower deck

Z E R O is having an album release boat party/gig to celebrate the release of his new album 'The Origins Of Monstrosity'. Bring your family and friends to hear great live music from Eyelid Movies and Z E R O!

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Thursday July 9th. Doors 6:00pm, show 7:00pm.

AON Mess - 'The Spree EP' Release on lower deck

Berlin-based AON Mess, will be celebrating their release of ‘The Spree EP’ with a one-off London show at the Battersea Barge. Written and recorded in Berlin, the debut EP showcases an evolving and emotional pop sensibility, and the unique guitar and baritone-vocal layering of AON Mess. 'The Spree EP' out on July 2nd 2015, available on iTunes, Spotify and Amazon Music.

With support from:

Pollyanna Valentine, the muse of CHARley Sharp via NYC..California..ARkansas USA.. Lo Fi/ HI Fi pop songs awash in ambient sun.

Simon Drinkwater (UK). Nuanced bedroom acid folk coming out to play every once in a while. Acoustic guitar, voice, fiddle & drones (here on YouTube).

Click here to buy tickets for £4 (£5 on the door). Click here for Facebook event.

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Friday July 10th. Doors 7:30pm, show 8:00pm.

Westway Lights on lower deck

Westway Lights are West/South-west London's finest multi-generational indie/rock band, with their take on other artists’ songs and some originals.

With Support - including Piers and June. June (pronounced Yoonye) comes from Lithuania. She sings a variety of genres covering everything from folk to jazz. Piers Hogg accompanies her on guitar.

Admission – £5 on the door.    Click poster to enlarge.


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Tuesday July 7th. Doors 6:30pm, show 7:30pm.

The Mead Men present 'The Battersea Shanty Night’ on lower deck

The only shanty night in London which focuses on the most important part of traditional shanty singing; the drinking! The Mead Men are at the forefront of a revolutionary new party event in London, in the words of their shantyman; "it's like a Bavarian Beer night, except you can understand all the words!" These talented young musicians will have you stamping, yelling and most importantly drinking as fast as they do!

Tickets £5 on the door.   Click poster to enlarge.



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Sunday July 19th. Doors 7:00pm, show 8:00pm.

Maggie Macall’s Summer Soirée on lower deck

Yes, it’s that time of year we all love to hate, isn’t it…it’s hotter than hell, the pollen is making everyone sneeze their inside all over you (when you were on the bus this morning) and to top it all that heinous time lord shines down on us all relentlessly, and it’s al “Look at me, I’m the Sun”. Well, you can shake off al those justifiable UK summer blues and cash them in for a one way ticket to a SIZZLING SUMMER SOIRÉE with yours truly - MAGGIE MACALL! Whilst on a charming vessel, I shall be knocking back G&T’s, singing some of my favourite songs and telling a few golden stories from my career in (and let’s not, just NOT forget it, let’s NEVER forget it) the WEST END, the BROADWAY and the HOLLYWOOD MOVIES. I’ll be with my gorgeous House Orchestra - THE FREDDIE TAPNER JAZZ BAND and a few SPECIAL GUESTS, friends of mine from stage and screen. It’s simply not be missed! MM x


Click here to buy tickets.    Click poster to enlarge.



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